tramps like us

"i like weed. smoke weed everyday. at 420 everday. blaze it."

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 07:26:50 -0500

“i like weed. smoke weed everyday. at 420 everday. blaze it.”

- Benedict Cumberbatch (via benyetdictcumberbatch)
Ummm… Can I get a hell yeah? Anybody who’s anybody supports the cause :]

My life right now...

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 15:25:19 -0500

All I wanna do is make hats, do yoga, read books, write in my journal, smoke stuff, listen to music, and have sex. Check for every wish except the last. I’m working on that one.

Lights :D can y’all tell I love Christmas? :P

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 02:19:57 -0500

Lights :D can y’all tell I love Christmas? :P

Merry Christmas to all :]

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 02:09:03 -0500

Merry Christmas to all :]

Seriously? Best grandmother that ever was or will be.

Sat, 22 Dec 2012 13:25:40 -0500

Seriously? Best grandmother that ever was or will be.

Tonight I got chased by the cops, hotboxed, went to Waffle...

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 00:53:28 -0500

Tonight I got chased by the cops, hotboxed, went to Waffle House, wandered around suburban neighborhoods listening to Pink Floyd, then came home and chilled and looked at my Georgia O’Keeffe book. Whadda kosher night :]

hollow-gram: Saturday Night Live 36x12 “When you talk about...

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 19:34:14 -0500

hollow-gram:

Saturday Night Live 36x12

“When you talk about guns you always hear a lot about the Second Amendment and the Founding Fathers, and what they would say if they were here. Well, I for one think that if the Founding Fathers were here today, they would be super freaked out by cars. You can talk to them all you want about the Second Amendment, and they would just yell, ‘What are all these metal beasts doing rolling down the thoroughfare?’ And you’d tell them, ‘Those are cars’. And then you’d try to talk to them about militias and they would scream, ‘How can you speak of militias when steel dragons fly through the sky?’ And you’d say, ‘Those are airplanes.’ But even if they could wrap their heads around that they would eventually ask, ‘Why are all the slaves out?’ And they would think that. You can groan all you want, but they would think that.

And yes, the Founding Fathers wanted you to have the right to bear arms, but the guys who wrote that would pee through all eight layers of their pants if they saw what guns are now. In 1787 shooting a bullet was slightly faster than throwing one. If you wanted to be bulletproof in 1787 you put on a heavy coat. So with that in mind, I’m all about Americans having guns as long as they’re the muskets from 1787 that take forever to load.”

I absolutely love SNL. Mmmm Seth Meyers… I’d take him places ;]

Love is one thing. Compatibility is another. You can have one without the other, but love without...

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 00:18:09 -0500

Love is one thing. Compatibility is another. You can have one without the other, but love without compatibility only breeds hurt. That’s the kind of love that destroys your spirit… Destroys itself. Compatibility? Well. That’s always only a step away from love. When compatibility is there, love sneaks up and slaps you in the face before you even knew you were falling.

Reblog if it's okay to start talking to you because you are nice and shit.

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 22:40:28 -0500

braintapshuffle:

I’m really nice & shit, guys.

Teehee… It’s true though!!

nprfreshair: Photo break…and the Fresh Air interview with Tracy...

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 12:30:43 -0500

nprfreshair:

Photo break…and the Fresh Air interview with Tracy Morgan.

Love that book. Love Tracy Morgan/Jordan :]

Lipstick always makes me feel like a million bucks. So does hair...

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 12:25:20 -0500

Lipstick always makes me feel like a million bucks. So does hair dye :] finally getting used to the new color! I don’t get startled when I look in the mirror now xD

Contour drawings! One down, three to go. (Taken with Instagram)

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 14:50:00 -0400

Contour drawings! One down, three to go. (Taken with Instagram)

Sharpies <3

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 22:17:19 -0400

Sharpies <3

So fucking trueeeee.

Thu, 17 May 2012 02:16:16 -0400

So fucking trueeeee.

Look! Look! I’m on Fuck Yeah Girls with Short Hair :D

Thu, 17 May 2012 01:50:30 -0400

Look! Look! I’m on Fuck Yeah Girls with Short Hair :D

True!

Tue, 08 May 2012 00:32:45 -0400

True!

my type.

Fri, 04 May 2012 10:04:16 -0400

I will be the first to say…. I have a type. In fact, I possess a list of things that I want in a man. In hindsight, I kind of hate myself for making that list. You know the only things that should be on that list?

1. Loves me.
2. Has good taste in music.

That’s it. I mean, yes, I should find him attractive, but life has definitely taught me that there’s not just one type of guy I can be attracted to. In fact, the person I have loved the most in my life is the one who is the least like my previously proclaimed ‘type’. That’s because ‘types’ are utter bullshit. They’re an imaginary standard to which no real person can stand up. And the truth is, if you *really* fall in love, it doesn’t fucking matter what your lover looks like. Have you ever felt that? Have you ever looked at someone’s face, and realized that as you fell for them, their face became unbelievably beautiful? I hope everybody gets to experience that at one time or another.

The point is… People who are so wrapped up in finding someone who is just their type… They’re robbing themselves of the chance to look at a person, *anyone*, and say “I don’t know you. I never imagined that someone like you existed. I cannot conceive of who you are, or for what you stand… But I want to.”As opposed to “Eh. You seem alright. But next to this angel that exists in my mind, you just aren’t cutting it. What’s that you say? Oh. No. Your mind is irrelevant. Someday I’ll meet someone who is physically an exact match for this person in my head, and I’m sure that his/her mind will also be perfect when I find them.” Does that sound familiar? Sometimes I feel like that’s the way that most of us think.

Have you ever loved somebody so entirely, but just weren’t their type? Have you ever *been* with someone and felt like you were constantly reminded that you weren’t just like the lover in their head? Have you changed something about yourself for someone? Those are all horrible, horrible things. They come from this bullshit mentality of our day and age that says “You can have everything customized. Everything exactly how you want it! Pick and choose. Blonde, big tits, small waist, perfectly round ass, sir? Check, check, check, and check. Broad shoulders, blue eyes, perfect smile, lumberjack arms and a six pack? Coming right up, ma’am.”

My friends… People are not dolls. You don’t get to pick and choose. If you want that, I recommend you look into purchasing one of these:

http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd

You might have to save up for quite a while. In the meantime, I suggest you look at the real girl or boy sitting next to you. You might realize that they are more wonderful than anything your mind could dream. You might find real love with a real person.

This is how you properly congratulate your cousin for losing his...

Fri, 04 May 2012 00:47:02 -0400

This is how you properly congratulate your cousin for losing his v-card to a hot older girl who seems pretty fucking cool, judging from her facebook likes and interests. Love this guy <3

Ahhh, the Ministry of Silly Walks :)

Tue, 01 May 2012 20:53:21 -0400

Ahhh, the Ministry of Silly Walks :)

"Find what you love and let it kill you."

Tue, 01 May 2012 20:33:43 -0400

“Find what you love and let it kill you.”

- Charles Bukowski